It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 301

  • Brenin Watson
    Brenin Watson  6 hours back

    This girl is funny.
    She should be popular.
    😬😬😬

    • My organic Romance
      My organic Romance  8 hours back

      13:35 Lewis capaldi

      • Belieber Forever
        Belieber Forever  12 hours back

        She had the perfect opportunity to scaream "P A T R I C I A A A A A" AND THIS BICTH MISSUD IT

        • Gundam
          Gundam  22 hours back

          🖤

          • Tiana Scarrow
            Tiana Scarrow  1 days back

            0:25 your face!!!!

            • llama queen
              llama queen  2 days back

              Im eating avocado toast

              • Mike Based
                Mike Based  2 days back

                3:03 - 3:25

                • Cleo
                  Cleo  2 days back

                  i’m going to uni in august of next year, and despite the fact that it’s in so long, im actually terrified. i’m moving to a new country and it’s terrifying. i’m rewatching this video for like, the 5th time because it’s just amazing. i’m definitely gonna try and live a lifestyle that’s similar to yours

                  • Akhila N.
                    Akhila N.  3 days back

                    I think that joana missed out on the oppurtunity to scream "PATRICIA" in the beginning.

                    • Marauders Geek
                      Marauders Geek  3 days back

                      Gee.... this is a potentially stressful situation *pulls out pjo*
                      God what a mood

                      • Izzabel Della santa
                        Izzabel Della santa  3 days back

                        It kills me whenever she talks with her mouth full and doesnt ever stop!!!

                        • Spooky Spagett
                          Spooky Spagett  3 days back

                          John Cena ur friggen awsome! U eat healthy, look amazing, are super nice and can do homework and YouTube at the same time without an issue! I strive to be like u! Happy first day of university!❤️❤️❤️

                          • parisah reaz
                            parisah reaz  4 days back

                            What’s the small mic you used called

                            • Dipak Brahmbhatt
                              Dipak Brahmbhatt  4 days back

                              September 4 was my birthday

                              • plastic patrick
                                plastic patrick  5 days back

                                My brother on his first day of college brought a backpack and a notebook and a pencil....😂

                                • Rijn Krystalle Bolivar

                                  we have a bad relationship with physics so......

                                  • Depressed Cricket
                                    Depressed Cricket  5 days back

                                    miss celery do not call ur self mopey ploopy and scoopy that’s not nice who do think you are offending ur self omg omg ploopy ahh stinky no no no do not say

                                    • Deimanas Galdikas
                                      Deimanas Galdikas  5 days back

                                      "Did you clean the cat? Every corner of it?"

                                      • Andrés Veramendi Lema

                                        Joanna studying sciences? i feel personally betrayed

                                        • Lilliana Rose
                                          Lilliana Rose  6 days back

                                          Shutter stock killed me


                                          🤣😂

                                          • Oxidize
                                            Oxidize  6 days back

                                            UWO

                                            • Chelsea Makes Stuff
                                              Chelsea Makes Stuff  7 days back

                                              best haul ive ever seen

                                              • Lil& Fam
                                                Lil& Fam  7 days back

                                                i just mailed it 2 u

                                                • West
                                                  West  1 weeks back

                                                  Love your videos Joby!

                                                  • Monika Carmel
                                                    Monika Carmel  1 weeks back

                                                    y u so mad @ the humanities joana - a liberal arts major

                                                    • L V
                                                      L V  1 weeks back

                                                      are you not making a proper salad dressign with oil bcause ur worried you gonna get a fat ass?

                                                      • purpleglitterize
                                                        purpleglitterize  1 weeks back

                                                        Great video Job Cucumber!

                                                        • Becca Shrock
                                                          Becca Shrock  1 weeks back

                                                          i’m going to be a history teacher so i’m offended by your hate of social studies, math and science are my WORST subjects. but i don’t like language arts either

                                                          • kk_ flower
                                                            kk_ flower  1 weeks back

                                                            2.99 M KABSKANSKABSBSJA GIRL IM READY FOR 3M

                                                            • Jen _29
                                                              Jen _29  1 weeks back

                                                              I'm a first yr Uni student too 😎

                                                              • Samuel Lord
                                                                Samuel Lord  1 weeks back

                                                                Joana: Long gone are the days of History, English and French class. 2:23.
                                                                Me: Stares in French History major.

                                                                • Bianca Milanez
                                                                  Bianca Milanez  1 weeks back

                                                                  *Goes on vacation to New York and sees an aritzia*
                                                                  “OMG where joanna gets her cute clothes from!!”
                                                                  *sees a tank top for $78*
                                                                  *walks out*

                                                                  • cansu
                                                                    cansu  1 weeks back

                                                                    I’m curious to see when we’re gonna watch ‘I’m dropping college to be a comedian’!!! You are such a unique person & deserve better than college tbh!

                                                                    • Amiah Stiegelmar
                                                                      Amiah Stiegelmar  1 weeks back

                                                                      Shut the lights off DiNGBAt

                                                                      • Joniski
                                                                        Joniski  1 weeks back

                                                                        What uni does she go to?

                                                                        • Nicole C
                                                                          Nicole C  1 weeks back

                                                                          Joana, why do you eat grass sweetie? isn't that like unhealthy?

                                                                          • Kelia Emberluck
                                                                            Kelia Emberluck  1 weeks back

                                                                            Joana: What about the toilet? Did you break its neck?!- Oh hi there...







                                                                            Me: *falls on floor and rolls around laughing*

                                                                            • Madison Hicks
                                                                              Madison Hicks  1 weeks back

                                                                              As a math nerd, those algebra jokes were beautiful.

                                                                              • Boston Adams
                                                                                Boston Adams  1 weeks back

                                                                                Yes John Cena! You almost have a many subscribers as the amount of avocados you've spread on tortillas!
                                                                                But seriously, you go girl!

                                                                                • Madds
                                                                                  Madds  2 weeks back

                                                                                  9:21 What Hogwarts house are you in?

                                                                                  • Madds
                                                                                    Madds  2 weeks back

                                                                                    im in gryffindor if u were wondering :p

                                                                                • Helen Luo
                                                                                  Helen Luo  2 weeks back

                                                                                  It’s sad that I like yellow

                                                                                  • shelly_kay01
                                                                                    shelly_kay01  2 weeks back

                                                                                    John Cena why are u taking Calculus and algebra?

                                                                                    • Wonder Draw
                                                                                      Wonder Draw  2 weeks back

                                                                                      God bless.

                                                                                      • California Raisin
                                                                                        California Raisin  2 weeks back

                                                                                        You go girl

                                                                                        • M
                                                                                          M  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Do you fart now ?

                                                                                          • Kenana Shami
                                                                                            Kenana Shami  2 weeks back

                                                                                            “I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend”
                                                                                            😂😂😂

                                                                                            • miss nunad
                                                                                              miss nunad  2 weeks back

                                                                                              What’s your university?

                                                                                              • the mario doll that jin threw

                                                                                                I thought her spaghet was grass...